We got a new cat named Science Bruce. New cats are sometimes called kittens.
Gettin’ ice cream from the ice cream man and a deep tan from the sonny son oh yeah and a backpack tank of ice cold 2 oh and I’m ready to go ca-catch a K.O.
Startin’ out with some lyrical beds laid all up on Kevin Willis stylings. Ryan and Bruce are in love, despite Ryan’s innate cleanliness preferences. I’m just gonna jump around because it’s been too long since I talked to you guys and I’m just goin’ for it. My dad was just visiting. He’s a specialist on Dissociative Disorder (otherwise known as Multiple Personality Disorder). In other news, I finished my Genetics class and did very well. I just got a new job as the marketing director of an internet hosting and web-conferencing company. But I’m still going to crow-bar the show into my very grown-up life. UK John stops in. My idea for an art installation which I am absolutely doing. Baudrillard’s Simulacra and Simluation. Bruce’s first experience with catnip. A new story called, “Indoor Cat.” I missed you!
Use these discount codes at godaddy.com and save money while you support the show!
SG5: 10% off any order. SG6: $5 off orders of $30 or more. SG7: .com domains for only $7.49.
Your body is taken over by stress hormones. Alert tunnel vision. Time passage feels different. You shut down pain perception. Pain is a subjective state. Guys in battle, lose a leg and feel nary a tingle in the stump. Or, if you’re harder core than that like I am, you twist your ankle in a soccer game and don’t even notice. I have some bad news, guys. My Aunt Pauline died and I need to be with my family this weekend so I won’t be able to make it to Balticon. I also might not be able to post a new Ask Soccergirl this coming Monday. I’ll be back for sure later next week.
I have a knee-pea and for some reason I’m feeling anxious about it. The placebo effect is powerful. Could I inadvertently create knee-peas everywhere? I need a prophylactic psychotropic. A discussion about libertarianism and how it doesn’t make sense to me or in general. Our friend Matt stops by to discuss Albany’s Tulip Festival, among other things which include the poor old failure of a tae kwon do guy who didn’t break his boards and THIRD EYE BLIND! Some audio comments on the new line. Leave one of your own: 206-203-4920. There’s still time for you to tell me what the fuck that spells.
Shout Outs, Show Notes, Ephemera:
HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT
What do these numbers stand for letterwise: 206-203-4920? Discuss it on the forums!
A short show without any rants… just the facts. Sexism in the skeptical movement, a songlet, the ridiculous censorship of nipples in America and my brother, Jake, reading the lyrics to “Murder in the Heartland,” a song by Ryan’s friend’s weird brother.
This a picture of me and my good buddy George Kalman. I call it “In Communicado”.
America is not taking care of me when it comes to taxes. I’m willing to pay a percentage of my income but only if I feel taken care of. I think every tax paying American should be provided with sheets and towels by the government. These are basic necessities. This is the platform I’m running on. I hope you enjoy a new story I’m working on called, “Maxine Gigglymode, the Funniest Woman Alive.” Ryan and I had a misunderstanding at the beer store. Our awesome friend Jeff Wagg comes through with the chimp jizz answers. You know, after reading up on my primatology, I’m starting to wonder if this monogamy thing is just a crock of culture. I saved eight lives in the form of worms. The heart of the IRS is only lukewarm when it comes to kidnapped dependents. Ryan and I are going to Balticon! Come one come all to Soccergirl, Incorporated LIVE! I’m thinking of doing a cover of Yoko Ono’s “Cut Piece.” Thoughts? Ryan got a new case for his iPhone so he no longer has to use the Lufthansa sock. I hate “uber” and “made of win” and the “got milk” campaign with all its myriad variants. This episode also includes: rectal probe electrostimulation and artificial vaginas; coagulum, the sea on which the sperm surf; and female chimpanzee orgasm. Lastly, a quick message from the James Randi Educational Foundation regarding The Amazing Meeting 7.
MAKE OUR MARRIAGE DREAMS A REALITY! DONATE TO THE SOCCERGIRL AND RYAN P. WEDDING FUND TODAY!
Though the years have been many here at Soccergirl, Incorporated, one thing has always been there for you... our love. Right now the only thing standing in the way of Ryan P. and I making our union complete, is that old bitch: money. Help us out and we promise to always bring our love to your tender ear holes in the form of podcasts. Thank you for supporting us for so many wonderful years.
