Bible, Bible
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they point out your inconsistencies?
Jake (my brother) and Eliza (my sister) are in town to accompany me and Ryan to the Phish show at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center. A new songlet, the single-payer option, horse fucking, Science Bruce and his fleas, the Kindle, etc.
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Your body is taken over by stress hormones. Alert tunnel vision. Time passage feels different. You shut down pain perception. Pain is a subjective state. Guys in battle, lose a leg and feel nary a tingle in the stump. Or, if you’re harder core than that like I am, you twist your ankle in a soccer game and don’t even notice. I have some bad news, guys. My Aunt Pauline died and I need to be with my family this weekend so I won’t be able to make it to Balticon. I also might not be able to post a new Ask Soccergirl this coming Monday. I’ll be back for sure later next week.
I have a knee-pea and for some reason I’m feeling anxious about it. The placebo effect is powerful. Could I inadvertently create knee-peas everywhere? I need a prophylactic psychotropic. A discussion about libertarianism and how it doesn’t make sense to me or in general. Our friend Matt stops by to discuss Albany’s Tulip Festival, among other things which include the poor old failure of a tae kwon do guy who didn’t break his boards and THIRD EYE BLIND! Some audio comments on the new line. Leave one of your own: 206-203-4920. There’s still time for you to tell me what the fuck that spells.
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Finally, I’m posting a show. I’m sorry it has taken me so long to get this show together. I was sick, I had to work at the bar, I’m a whiny meatball. Moving on…
This show includes a recap of my Mexican adventures chasing el Chupacabra with the James Randi Educational Foundation and a merry band of skeptical n’er do wells I’m proud to call friends. I regale you with a musical tribute. Ryan stops in to hear about the trip and to offer several insights of his own. My new rap name is Judge Mental and my first album is called: Afroisms (thank you Sean McCabe). I got arrested by the cruise police. Speaking of which, I hope I never have to be in a court room, except maybe on a field trip. Speaking of which (x2), can the public attend the trials of the Supreme Court and do they serve oysters? Ryan shares a comic from the local newspaper that aptly illustrates his lonely time while I was away. Happy birthday to Soccergirl, Incorporated’s UK correspondent, UK John! A note on the Fred Phelps protest which was a bust except that I got to sing Kumbaya with my community. I love you.
Happy New Year, everyone! I’m back after a very hearty holiday. Holy shit it’s snowing. My stomach hurts from laughing and I’m wondering if this is what baby-having women call a good pain. I haven’t talked for a long time (or I hadn’t before the holiday). Some weird freestyle singing. A question from Clay envokes a hardcore Theoretically Possible Bob with some special guests. Jake (soccerbrother), Eliza (Soccersister), Jennie (Soccergirlfriendinlaw) and Ryan P. join us for a series of enlightenments including the Wells Fargo museum , onion buns, malls, etc. That frog in the pot thing. Magnificent audio comments abound (thank you very much Mister President). I missed you guys! Feisty Meatball and Science Brigade are still in the works, thanks very much for asking.
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