I hope you enjoy Sean McCabe’s hit single, direct from the Galapagos! Contact Sean at: seanmccabe88@gmail.com. This is your absolute last chance to submit anything to show #300. I’m editing furiously now and for the next few days. Call in and request clips or just relate your sincere congratulations: 206-600-4739. This is going to be FUCKING. INCREDIBLE.
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The James Randi Educational Foundation’s Amazing Adventure 3: The Galapagos!
This is part one of my epic journey to the infamous Galapagos islands with an extraordinary cast of characters (including animals). This first episode includes footage of sally lightfoot crabs, pelicans, frigates, boobies (obviously), sea lions, George Hrab, Sean McCabe, Phil Plait, Scott Hurst, James Randi and more! Thanks to everyone on the boat who unwittingly agreed to be in my movie. And thanks to The Expedition for floating my ass to paradise. More Galapagos movies coming soon!
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I’m back from the Galapagos! I recount my adventures with stories and songs. Thank you George Hrab and the JREF. It turns out my people CAN tan… slightly. Volcanic lands stretching from the peaks to the sea. Pores like anatomical structures, used for the secretion of sebaceous materials. Each rock connected to each other rock by the action of their liquid forms. When these rocks were not not not. When this ground was hot hot hot! I snorkeled with real live sharks AND sea lions AND flightless cormorants AND penguins!! Oh, also, I’m going to be performing LIVE at Dragon*con next weekend (see below for details).
Soccergirl, Incorporated LIVE at Dragon*con!
Saturday, August 30th at 11:30 PM
Rockdale Room, Atlanta Hilton
More information soon!
A shout out to my awesome new friend Sean!
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I’ve been on fiyah and I think it’s because I’ve been reading my head off lately. Sometimes it just feels hectic inside my head but other times I’m able to laser beam it right out. I’m a regular mystery. I’m an irregular number. I’m a particle accelerated for the purposes of science. I’m your waking moments. I’m a wall of sound. I’ve run aground. I’m going to the Galapagos on Thursday so I’m going to be taking a little 12-day vacation. I’ll be back on the 18th and will be getting lots of footage while I’m there but there will be no new shows whilst I’m a’travelin’ (but I will do my best to post at least one Dawn-a-pa-Drew-za-two-za video before I go… to keep your whistles slippery). Will you guys take care of Ryan while I’m gone? Speaking of which, here’s Ryan! We’ve got a post-mortem all about our visit to Baltimore to see Dawn and Drew which included the Brazilian Steakhouse! Also Ryan’s got an update on his dear passenger. Thanks to Earwitness for the DIY medical advice for the passenger.
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“The patient typically finds himself impelled by some deep, inner conviction that something is true, or right, or virtuous: a conviction that doesn’t seem to owe anything to evidence or reason, but which, nevertheless, he feels as totally compelling and convincing. We doctors refer to such a belief as ‘faith’.” — Richard Dawkins
It turns out some fuckin’ bitch-ass motherfuckers beat me to the Richard Dawkins rap mother fuckin’ punch, yo. An email from Mark in San Francisco. The lyrics to “Dick Lover” (for those of you who want to know what the fuck I’m even talking about ever). When in doubt, assume I’m kidding. A song-in-progress. A new game-plan for the future and A NEW VIDEO PODCAST. It’s been three years and almost 300 episodes and I think it’s time for a little reinvention. What do you think, guys? Ryan P. stops in with some shit including the Fort Bragg Debacle (see below for a link). A quote of the week. Empire Blue Cross and the Healthy New York Program, SUCK BALLS. Etc., etc. I love you.
There’s dew on the grass of your face, like the dew on the grass.
And here’s my Fuck Fox News video. Just for fun.
SOCCERGIRL’S LIVE BALTICON PERFORMANCE INFORMATION AND PANELS:
Live Soccergirl, Incorporated
Sunday, 11:00 PM Chesapeake Room
I will also be performing in the Live Geologic Podcast
Sunday, 6:00 PM Chesapeake Room
Panels: Promoting Yourself
Friday, 9:00 PM Chesapeake Room
I’m the moderator for this one.
Don’t Be That Guy: Advice From the Women of New Media
Sunday, 2:00 PM Chesapeake Room
Podcasting 102 – How do I make my own?
Sunday, 3:00 PM Belmont Room
Find out how you can help ameliorate the Soccergirl, Inc. book situation by harassing Amazon.comhere. If you copy me with your letter I will celebrate it in the show, and in my pussy, amen.
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