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11.03.09 SG #322 My Tweets Take the Piss Out

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

You know what? I don’t give a rat’s fuck. It comes out of our butts. It’s brown. Now here’s what you didn’t know about poop. I don’t feel bad for using the word retarded for the willfully slow. Vaccines: they’re safe. Get one. But obviously chiropractors can manipulate your antibodies with magic. We live in an age with the internet. Please just search for things and read about them. For fuck’s sake, use your fucking brain. If you’re not retarded, you have no excuse. UK John with brilliant corresponding.
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The day we got engaged was an actual official disaster for everyone else. I hope that kind of luck is the kind we have forever (see below). With marriage you lose yourself but you gain a slave. Poor little Bruce has been recently neutered and I bet you just can’t wait to hear all about it. A little discussion of cat perception. It turns out cat’s do have barbed penises. It’s a perfect example of sexism in our world that a guy can be named guy but I’ve never met a girl named girl. UK John again who just saved the children before putting them back in the safe. Does this post look to anyone else like a spam email?

I suggest you make a swine flu house out of sticks cause then you can blow that house down.

How did life on earth begin?

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