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Say you don’t know what homeopathy is. Say you’ve just heard the term bandied about over the years, first by the hippies and the alternative healers, then by your buddy Jessica, then by the good people on TV. You’re probably thinking, “Huh, wow, this actually seems like a well-established, everybody’s-heard-of-it style alternative to traditional medicine. And you know all the bad things people are saying about traditional medicine these days. Some of those new fangled drugs seem to cause more harm than good. Besides, doctors are just the meat puppets of the pharmaceutical industry.” You’re probably thinking, “Maybe I should look into this whole homeopathy thing. I mean, the promises are excellent. The prices aren’t that reasonable but my health is worth it. As Count Rugan said to Prince Humperdink by the tree with the secret knot, ‘If you haven’t got your health, you haven’t got anything.’”

In the wrong hands, these are dangerous thoughts. They’re like frying bacon, uncovered, near your tender naked flesh. They’re like brazen Mexicans waiting for night to fall on thousands of unguarded desert miles, so they might enjoy a relaxing stroll across the border, playing María Bonita on ¾ size guitars.

In other news, I know it sounds like an airy fairy hippie dream to go on about 60s peace and love but the world is ready for this now. It is clear this is the time… says Donovan. You know what my fetish is? It’s asking for an IUD and getting a UTI or, contrariwise, asking for a UTI and getting an IUD. It’s tough. I can’t find any magazines. Man, it would be cool if people got abstract enough to be obsessed with geometric porn. Man. Also tessaracts.

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– The AMAZING James Randi. Watch Randi debunk homeopathy here.

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