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A new Soccergirl, Incorporated Movie Review Segment. This one’s about the Transformers movie. In honor of my childhood dreams of world domination, I recently watched Transformers, the new movie version of the old cartoon classic. I wasn’t expecting miracles. I know Hollywood loves to jerk off all over my childhood heroes with cum made of industrial light and magic, custom software, creature license, the highest possible resolution renders, pyro-gyrating stunt-technics and splode-motion. I was ready for the blinding shine fests, the flat out slice ‘em ups and blow ‘em ups, the pulverizers, the destroy attachments, the chopper sounds and metal on metal shinks and clinks and rasping and grating and gnashing and guys going AAHHHHHHHH and GO GO GO. Seth Harwood stops in for a freestyle battle. The way of Yahweh (wow! It’s just like Kirk Cameron with that banana that time) (this sketch was totally written by the amazing George Hrab, ladies and gentlemen. HUGE HUGE thanks to him for including me in this fucking fantastic project). UK Johnny and Matty Briton, Soccergirl, Incorporated’s two UK correspondents, pop in with “Burning Dad.” Thanks for all your union related comments on the message boards (there’s a link to that below). Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Tomorrow, the sun comes up and…

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