07.06.07 SG #216 America Bowls
Circuits! Prepare to be hijacked! Listeners, I realize I’m going to have to disassemble your brains, stir ‘em up with shoeshine and funnel ‘em back in before you’ll be able to recognize the caustic washing action of your favorite bullshit podcast. It’s a propaganda machine, spinning free thinking and radicalism and whacked out warps and bubblegum spacemen into a fiercely compelling rag-a-tag pickle party and before you know it you’re heading down while the bubbles head up and it’s goodbye sweet living! It’s time for some greasy fries, a pitcher of beer, cheap like the hearts and minds of America, a grabby game with chrome edging and carnival lights, carpet wallpaper and rentable shoes that smell like heaven, stale smoke and spit and victory, the musk of defeat, the farts of children during open bowl, the farts of Jerry Blank and the gang on league night. I’m gonna take over this puke tune and there ain’t nothing you or my rotty chicken sister can do about it. Because I’m Bowlingirl. Incorporated.

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:
– Nominate Soccergirl, Incorporated a People’s Choice Podcast Award today!!
– Ryan’s list pf places he’s visiting: Beijing, Lhasa, Xi’an, Chongqing, Shanghai, Guilin, and Hong Kong
– Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you mine!



