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So let’s say I’m going to believe in God. Which religion does he endorse? How do I choose? Jews, Christians, Muslims out there, tell me please, what makes your book THE book? If you really want a god to worship, you should meet my friend Stanley. UK Johnny and Matty Briton report on the first ever international tickle chicken competition! (featuring me and Ryan P.) I have a mutant leg hair, the result of thousands of sub-par follicles joining as one. A tower to the stars. I want to make my own 8-track 2XL tapes so bad. A fucked up Supreme Court decision looks like the end of unique circumstances. So I guess that exception to the rule thing only works for mathematics. But if you get hot when people testify, being a judge is probably the line of work for you, not only because people are testifying all day long but also because you get to wear a conveniently concealing robe. But, if you think about it, there really could me masturbators in every profession, including stuntman and acrobat. The way I see it, it really doesn’t make any sense to be a moderate religious person because if you believe a book is God’s word, and everyone who doesn’t is going to hell, you should be at my door saving me right now. There’s no place for picking and choosing what you *think* is true. Based on what!? What you think makes sense? I’m sure God loves that. Ruth Bell Graham wore lipstick because she didn’t think it was a credit to Christ to be drab.

Are you a true believer?

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– If you have any information about mutant leg hairs, please email me at: soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com

– Check out the book The End of Faith by Sam Harris (and his website)

– Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you mine!

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