06.11.07 SG #211 Cockenpox
We’re back from Arkansas! Allow me to describe my trip in song. We checked out the Walmart Visitor’s Center in Bentonville and boy was it something. Nancy Pelosi can suck it. Speaking of sucking, some disturbing news has been under discussion on the forums lately, namely that blow jobs can cause cancer! (check out the thread here). This is terrible news, especially for those of us who are “a-DICK-ted” (get it?) This prompts a very serious discussion of a disease that deserves a whole lot more press. It’s name? Why, Cockenpox of course! A newly revised story called “Now Her Legs Are Folded in the Style of Indians” awaits your learned comments. Be part of the Soccergirl, Incorporated book! Write or call today! (soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com or 206-600-4SEX). Thanks for the audio comment gold! Gay clones. Gotta love ‘em! Lastly, some flava which is called “Evidence of Soccergirl” by Kevin Willis.

Are you a true believer?
Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:
– Nancy Pelosi’s dumbass comment as quoted in the New York Times (June 8, 2007): “Science is a gift of God to all of us and science has taken us to a place that is biblical in its power to cure.†ARGH! It’s SCIENCY you dolt! SCIENCY I say!
– Check out our guest hosting job on The Dawn and Drew Show!Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you mine!
