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A short show without any rants… just the facts. Sexism in the skeptical movement, a songlet, the ridiculous censorship of nipples in America and my brother, Jake, reading the lyrics to “Murder in the Heartland,” a song by Ryan’s friend’s weird brother.

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What do you do with an ex who wants you back? What’s the big deal about Oprah? How do you politely ask your significant other to stop moving your stuff?

Today’s questions come from Jason in London England, ronferple from Twitter and Jen.

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Okay, so my original schedule idea blew. Ask Soccergirl will now be a Monday show. Starting tomorrow, Ask Soccergirl Mondays from here on out.

Sorry for the confusion.

Love,
Soccergirl

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This a picture of me and my good buddy George Kalman. I call it “In Communicado”.

America is not taking care of me when it comes to taxes. I’m willing to pay a percentage of my income but only if I feel taken care of. I think every tax paying American should be provided with sheets and towels by the government. These are basic necessities. This is the platform I’m running on. I hope you enjoy a new story I’m working on called, “Maxine Gigglymode, the Funniest Woman Alive.” Ryan and I had a misunderstanding at the beer store. Our awesome friend Jeff Wagg comes through with the chimp jizz answers. You know, after reading up on my primatology, I’m starting to wonder if this monogamy thing is just a crock of culture. I saved eight lives in the form of worms. The heart of the IRS is only lukewarm when it comes to kidnapped dependents. Ryan and I are going to Balticon! Come one come all to Soccergirl, Incorporated LIVE! I’m thinking of doing a cover of Yoko Ono’s “Cut Piece.” Thoughts? Ryan got a new case for his iPhone so he no longer has to use the Lufthansa sock. I hate “uber” and “made of win” and the “got milk” campaign with all its myriad variants. This episode also includes: rectal probe electrostimulation and artificial vaginas; coagulum, the sea on which the sperm surf; and female chimpanzee orgasm. Lastly, a quick message from the James Randi Educational Foundation regarding The Amazing Meeting 7.

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The new Soccergirl schedule:
Thursdays = Audio Show
Sundays = Ask Soccergirl

And I’ll still throw videos in there as often as possible. Amen.

This is just a quick update but check out J.C. Hutchins and Seth Harwood and their fabulous projects.

J.C. Hutchins: http://jchutchins.net/thebrink
Learn more about the book (and what folks are saying about it): http://jchutchins.net/personaleffects

Seth Harwood: http://sethharwood.com/