Finally, I’m posting a show. I’m sorry it has taken me so long to get this show together. I was sick, I had to work at the bar, I’m a whiny meatball. Moving on…
This show includes a recap of my Mexican adventures chasing el Chupacabra with the James Randi Educational Foundation and a merry band of skeptical n’er do wells I’m proud to call friends. I regale you with a musical tribute. Ryan stops in to hear about the trip and to offer several insights of his own. My new rap name is Judge Mental and my first album is called: Afroisms (thank you Sean McCabe). I got arrested by the cruise police. Speaking of which, I hope I never have to be in a court room, except maybe on a field trip. Speaking of which (x2), can the public attend the trials of the Supreme Court and do they serve oysters? Ryan shares a comic from the local newspaper that aptly illustrates his lonely time while I was away. Happy birthday to Soccergirl, Incorporated’s UK correspondent, UK John! A note on the Fred Phelps protest which was a bust except that I got to sing Kumbaya with my community. I love you.
Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church, coming to Albany! Join me in protest at 8 AM at 353 Broadway in Albany. If you’re coming, send me an email. If you need one, I’ll even make you a sign! A note from UK John. Several new songlets. I’m going back to school for biology! I’m gonna be experimenting with Dr. Moreau in no time. I’m prolly gonna meet Bruce Banner! I’m gonna be one of the people who has access to things like radioactive spiders. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what I want to be when I grow up. We just made another awesome movie with our friend George Kalman of I Choose Hell Productions. He is suing the state of Pennsylvania for denying him from registering his business under the name, “I Choose Hell Productions” because of blasphemy! Can you believe that!? What century are we living in? Church…..State. Church..State. ChurchState!
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