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FYI and NOT. You shouldn’t be allowed to omit the qualifier. Pickle time! The enchanted land that every boy and girl dreams of visiting… DELAWARE! Our visit to the Dogfish Head Brewery in Milton, DE, also Rehoboth Beach, and our new friend, Jameson. Sandpipers and their teeny little feet. Now a short lady in Delaware knows I was bloated and I can never be president. One awesome thing about us is that we actually made it to the continental breakfast. I’m going a little crazy with this video stuff and here’s yet another NEW idea. Let’s hope this one sticks. It’s called “Ask Soccergirl”. A preview of a new story I’m working on called “Prism.”

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A sketch comedy show about being a strong woman in a hard world where money talks.

Feminism will never be boring again with Feisty Meatball! Ask the crystal meatball your toughest questions. Follow the philosopher’s meatball from here to eternity. Get fashion tips from the cutest and brightest.

Feisty Meatball: An exuberant, spirited ball of meat; full of animation, energy or courage; tenacious; delicious.

There’s nothing else like it!

Still working on the format, etc. All suggestions are welcome!

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A gingerbread Ryan I made.

Welcome to the show! The Limited Edition Fall Series of Miller High Life Light: “enjoy after the adventure.” The many applications of that play-a-song-when-you-open-it greeting card technology. Ryan P. on Seven Second Delay, Joe Biden, my new magical toothbrush, and our incredibly important announcement! In addition to a magical toothbrush I also have a magical journal page that grants all wishes. The sweet picture-in-a-picture technology of Final Cut Express. A dude in a van spotted us in Albany! In what country club can we get Country Club Malt Liquor? I bet it’s the best country club ever.

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Visit the new Feisty Meatball forums! Check out a sneak preview of episode two of the new show.

– WFMU’s Seven Second Delay

– Joe Biden’s Senate Seat.

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Happy New Year, everyone! I’m back after a very hearty holiday. Holy shit it’s snowing. My stomach hurts from laughing and I’m wondering if this is what baby-having women call a good pain. I haven’t talked for a long time (or I hadn’t before the holiday). Some weird freestyle singing. A question from Clay envokes a hardcore Theoretically Possible Bob with some special guests. Jake (soccerbrother), Eliza (Soccersister), Jennie (Soccergirlfriendinlaw) and Ryan P. join us for a series of enlightenments including the Wells Fargo museum , onion buns, malls, etc. That frog in the pot thing. Magnificent audio comments abound (thank you very much Mister President). I missed you guys! Feisty Meatball and Science Brigade are still in the works, thanks very much for asking.

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