Balticon went great! Thanks to everyone who came to the panels and the live shows. Bully to each of you (especially the Icepicks and Old Guy Chuck). The main focus of this show is my relationship with George Hrab. Prepare yourselves for a sentimental extravaganza. Then there’s some more about Balticon.
I’ve invented a new letter. It’s a cube and it represents a sound in the 4th dimension. Our good buddy George Kalman and my sister Eliza hang out with us in this raucous episode of your favorite podcast.
“The patient typically finds himself impelled by some deep, inner conviction that something is true, or right, or virtuous: a conviction that doesn’t seem to owe anything to evidence or reason, but which, nevertheless, he feels as totally compelling and convincing. We doctors refer to such a belief as ‘faith’.” — Richard Dawkins
It turns out some fuckin’ bitch-ass motherfuckers beat me to the Richard Dawkins rap mother fuckin’ punch, yo. An email from Mark in San Francisco. The lyrics to “Dick Lover” (for those of you who want to know what the fuck I’m even talking about ever). When in doubt, assume I’m kidding. A song-in-progress. A new game-plan for the future and A NEW VIDEO PODCAST. It’s been three years and almost 300 episodes and I think it’s time for a little reinvention. What do you think, guys? Ryan P. stops in with some shit including the Fort Bragg Debacle (see below for a link). A quote of the week. Empire Blue Cross and the Healthy New York Program, SUCK BALLS. Etc., etc. I love you.
There’s dew on the grass of your face, like the dew on the grass.
And here’s my Fuck Fox News video. Just for fun.
SOCCERGIRL’S LIVE BALTICON PERFORMANCE INFORMATION AND PANELS:
Live Soccergirl, Incorporated
Sunday, 11:00 PM Chesapeake Room
I will also be performing in the Live Geologic Podcast
Sunday, 6:00 PM Chesapeake Room
Panels: Promoting Yourself
Friday, 9:00 PM Chesapeake Room
I’m the moderator for this one.
Don’t Be That Guy: Advice From the Women of New Media
Sunday, 2:00 PM Chesapeake Room
Podcasting 102 – How do I make my own?
Sunday, 3:00 PM Belmont Room
Find out how you can help ameliorate the Soccergirl, Inc. book situation by harassing Amazon.comhere. If you copy me with your letter I will celebrate it in the show, and in my pussy, amen.
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Though the years have been many here at Soccergirl, Incorporated, one thing has always been there for you... our love. Right now the only thing standing in the way of Ryan P. and I making our union complete, is that old bitch: money. Help us out and we promise to always bring our love to your tender ear holes in the form of podcasts. Thank you for supporting us for so many wonderful years.
