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Happy Boxing Day Boxing Day everyone! I had a great Christmas. I hope you did too. I’m including an excerpt from a story in the book entitled: “God Loves New York.” If you would like make this book writing project more collaborative by commenting on this excerpt, you should. Post one below and/or send me an email at: soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com. Ryan P. steps up again with some clips from the past including: Me and Eliza with a new interpretation of a Billy Joel classic from show #135; Me and Ryan discussing our plans for the Brooklyn of the future from show #124; finally, my thoughts on evolution and human life from show #162 and my updated thoughts on evolution and human life from show #254, which is this show. These thoughts constitute a new segment entitled: What the fuck are we doing in this big bad world we call home.

Here’s a link to my WISH LIST, just in case you want to make this the best Soccergirl, Incorporated Christmas ever!

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Welcome to the Christmas episode of Soccergirl, Incorporated! I’m taking a break from the book because it’s Christmas and I fucking miss you. I don’t know what I’ve been doing all this time, but if I can be an Atheist and celebrate Christmas, I really should be celebrating every single other holiday too. What, just because I’m not brown and I don’t have a silly dot on my head, I can’t celebrate Dirga Puja? You racist! Matty Briton stops in for Christmas, as do Ryan P., Brett and Bowlingirl. My mom makes a mean goose. My non-religious version of “Silent Night.” A Soccergirl Christmas appearance on The Geologic Podcast. Merry Christmas from everyone here at Soccergirl, Incorporated!! Oh, and here’s a link to my WISH LIST, just in case you want to make this the best Soccergirl, Incorporated Christmas ever!

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Up to $20: A shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$21-$40: Soccergirl, Inc. stickers, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$41-$60: A Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$61-$80: Griffin ear jams, a Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$81-$100: A personalized message on your home answering machine by me, Soccergirl, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me

$101 and above: If you’re into it, 1 pair of my lived in underwear and by “lived in” I mean delicious. OR, if that’s just too much for ya, I’ll write you an original, one-of-a-kind, Soccergirl song!

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– My love, George Hrab

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Ryan P. here. Soccergirl is still hard at work on her upcoming book, so you poor suckers are stuck with me again. This show opens with a brand-new bit about the world’s youngest circumciser, The Littlest Mohel. He’s four years old! Then we hear a sad but lovely song from my beloved SG, taken from show number 159: “The Calculus”. Next up is a fine piece of fiction from show 177: “Blood Burgers” entitled “No Such Luck, Man Without a Country. “You won’t want to miss the following section, in which my first experiment with the legal but relentlessly weird plant Salvia divinorum ends with me at something of a loss for words. Be careful with this stuff, folks. (From show 159: “The Calculus”.) Finally, you’ll hear some good old-fashioned conversatin’ from way back in show number 64: “Arnon Monogamy”. And that’s about it for this mostly clips-from-the-archives-type show. Thanks for listening and take care of each other.

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Up to $20 A shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$21-$40 Soccergirl, Inc. stickers, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$41-$60 A Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$61-$80 Griffin ear jams, a Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$81-$100 A personalized message on your home answering machine by me, Soccergirl, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me

$101 and aboveIf you’re into it, 1 pair of my lived in underwear and by “lived in” I mean delicious. OR, if that’s just too much for ya, I’ll write you an original, one-of-a-kind, Soccergirl song!

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Check out Elmer’s experience with Salvia Divinorum.

– Check out this klesmir band: amchayeh.com.

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Kids these days dig Lucretius jokes, am I right? With SG toiling in the sweatshop of her book, I (Ryan P.) have been asked to assemble a show of clips from the past. Consider them not rerun, but regifted.

First, marvel at the lo-fi recording quality and too-clever-by-half ramblings of my “microcassette-style” bit from show number 81!

Next, thrill to the story of interspecies love when a dame reporter is shocked by her powerful attraction to Bewhiskered & Blue from The Village! (From show number 119)

Then, tingle with joy at a bonus clip of previously unreleased SG and Ryan P. drifting in the Silly Zone with phasers set to Ridiculous!

The creepiest Godaddy.com ad ever (from show 136) rounds out this collection of time-travelling audio DeLoreans.

That’s it for this episode! Thanks to everyone who has donated sorely-needed funds to our Much Less Annoying Than On NPR Pledge Drive, which is still ongoing.

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206-600-4SEX

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Welcome to the Soccergirl, Incorporated Fund Drive!

Pledge today!

Incentives we call prizes:

Up to $20
A shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$21-$40
Soccergirl, Inc. stickers, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$41-$60
A Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$61-$80
Griffin ear jams, a Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$81-$100
A personalized message on your home answering machine by me, Soccergirl, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me

$101 and above
If you’re into it, 1 pair of my lived in underwear and by “lived in” I mean delicious. OR, if that’s just too much for ya, I’ll write you an original, one-of-a-kind, Soccergirl song!

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Check out the Podshow Suckless Zone. Fill out surveys and earn points for cool shit and help out the show. Here’s a link.