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This episode starts out with a new segment: ADVICE FROM SOCCERGIRL! A new song for this new segment followed by a deep question from Josh The Faithful. Some excerpts from the song: If your chewing trouble-cud
and you’ve chewed about enough. If you’re sick of tasting sick cause your girl won’t suck your dick (it tastes gross). I’ll fuck up your worries with 40s style boxing. Out foxing your jitters like chickens in winter. In other news, Ryan stops in for a chat about grammar, the Red Hook Family Diner, chili (the food AND the singer from TLC) (don’t you go chasing waterfalls now, y’hear?) Also from Ryan, a tale of woah about 5th grade safety patrol. Also in this episode: duties VS. doodies, to the death; some wonderful surprises in the PO box from Robert and Matt Glasson; and some very nice audio comments from Scott and Matty B. See below for relevant links. I love you.

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Chili from TLC.

– In the PO Box:
From Robert in Essex: Strutter, The Tiger Lillies and, almost, The Mighty Boosh (it’s the thought that counts). From my good pal, Matt Glasson: his movie, The Family Tie.

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