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This episode starts out with a new segment: ADVICE FROM SOCCERGIRL! A new song for this new segment followed by a deep question from Josh The Faithful. Some excerpts from the song: If your chewing trouble-cud
and you’ve chewed about enough. If you’re sick of tasting sick cause your girl won’t suck your dick (it tastes gross). I’ll fuck up your worries with 40s style boxing. Out foxing your jitters like chickens in winter. In other news, Ryan stops in for a chat about grammar, the Red Hook Family Diner, chili (the food AND the singer from TLC) (don’t you go chasing waterfalls now, y’hear?) Also from Ryan, a tale of woah about 5th grade safety patrol. Also in this episode: duties VS. doodies, to the death; some wonderful surprises in the PO box from Robert and Matt Glasson; and some very nice audio comments from Scott and Matty B. See below for relevant links. I love you.

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Incentives we call prizes:

Up to $20
A shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$21-$40
Soccergirl, Inc. stickers, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$41-$60
A Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$61-$80
Griffin ear jams, a Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$81-$100
A personalized message on your home answering machine by me, Soccergirl, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me

$101 and above
If you’re into it, 1 pair of my lived in underwear and by “lived in” I mean delicious. OR, if that’s just too much for ya, I’ll write you an original, one-of-a-kind, Soccergirl song!

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Chili from TLC.

– In the PO Box:
From Robert in Essex: Strutter, The Tiger Lillies and, almost, The Mighty Boosh (it’s the thought that counts). From my good pal, Matt Glasson: his movie, The Family Tie.

– Today’s show was brought to you by Hard Rock. Enter your band to the play-with-the-Black-Eyed-Peas contest, and a chance to win a vacation. In order to check it out, go here.

– Check out the Podshow Suckless Zone. Fill out surveys and earn points for cool shit and help out the show. Here’s a link.

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A new Soccergirl, Incorporated Movie Review Segment. This one’s about the Transformers movie. In honor of my childhood dreams of world domination, I recently watched Transformers, the new movie version of the old cartoon classic. I wasn’t expecting miracles. I know Hollywood loves to jerk off all over my childhood heroes with cum made of industrial light and magic, custom software, creature license, the highest possible resolution renders, pyro-gyrating stunt-technics and splode-motion. I was ready for the blinding shine fests, the flat out slice ‘em ups and blow ‘em ups, the pulverizers, the destroy attachments, the chopper sounds and metal on metal shinks and clinks and rasping and grating and gnashing and guys going AAHHHHHHHH and GO GO GO. Seth Harwood stops in for a freestyle battle. The way of Yahweh (wow! It’s just like Kirk Cameron with that banana that time) (this sketch was totally written by the amazing George Hrab, ladies and gentlemen. HUGE HUGE thanks to him for including me in this fucking fantastic project). UK Johnny and Matty Briton, Soccergirl, Incorporated’s two UK correspondents, pop in with “Burning Dad.” Thanks for all your union related comments on the message boards (there’s a link to that below). Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Tomorrow, the sun comes up and…

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Welcome to the Soccergirl, Incorporated Fund Drive!

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Incentives we call prizes:

Up to $20
A shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$21-$40
Soccergirl, Inc. stickers, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$41-$60
A Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$61-$80
Griffin ear jams, a Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$81-$100
A personalized message on your home answering machine by me, Soccergirl, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me

$101 and above
If you’re into it, 1 pair of my lived in underwear and by “lived in” I mean delicious. OR, if that’s just too much for ya, I’ll write you an original, one-of-a-kind, Soccergirl song!

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Today’s show was brought to you by Hard Rock. Enter your band to the play-with-the-Black-Eyed-Peas contest, and a chance to win a vacation. In order to check it out, go here.

– Check out the Podshow Suckless Zone. Fill out surveys and earn points for cool shit and help out the show. Here’s a link.

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I hate talking on the phone. It makes my ear extremely sweaty and everyone knows that can lead to swimmers ear. I heard of someone who got it that way one time. Or I heard of someone one time who got it that way. Both are true. In addition to Soccergirl, Incorporated I also participate in another podcast entitled “Showgirls” with six other lady podcasters. Most of the time Showgirls is a “what are you up to” “what do you think about this new internet thingy” type of show. But every now and then there will be something new, something totally explosive, something that really highlights the different social or religious or political points of view of all of us girls (and I can say that because I am one). These are the Showgirls moments I live for and on the most recent Showgirls episode we had one. The topic? Unions. This is a topic that’s near and dear to my heart. What can I say, I care about worker’s rights. So I was ready to cluck my way through a touchy feely exploration of solidarity with the writers of America when, much to my surprise and delight, my fellow Showgirls piped in with some virulent anti-union mumbo jumbo and, well, it really ignited in me a fire of indignation on behalf of my hard working brothers and sisters of letters. I forgot all about having to take a shit, I’ll tell you that much. I hope you enjoy this good natured ribbing. No hard feelings ladies! But seriously, the last thing unions are is ridiculous. Also, UK Johnny with some good natured ribbing of his own, a new part freestyle part regular song and a pledge drive update. I love you!

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Are you a true believer?

Welcome to the Soccergirl, Incorporated Fund Drive!

Pledge today!

Incentives we call prizes:

Up to $20
A shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$21-$40
Soccergirl, Inc. stickers, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$41-$60
A Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$61-$80
Griffin ear jams, a Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$81-$100
A personalized message on your home answering machine by me, Soccergirl, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me

$101 and above
If you’re into it, 1 pair of my lived in underwear and by “lived in” I mean delicious. OR, if that’s just too much for ya, I’ll write you an original, one-of-a-kind, Soccergirl song!

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Check out the Showgirls Podcast
Cali Lewis from Geekbrief TV, Share from Rock and Roll TV, KFC from the Podchick podcast, Anji Bee from the Chillcast, Karla and Karen from Rumor Girls along with Franklin McMahon and me, Soccergirl.

– Check out the Podshow Suckless Zone. Fill out surveys and earn points for cool shit and help out the show. Here’s a link.

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Welcome to episode three of Mocktoberfest entitled: The Interviews

Use the codes SG1, SG2 and SG3 at godaddy.com and save money. I’m pointing to godaddy.com… and also to my boobs.

Welcome to the Soccergirl, Incorporated Fund Drive!

Pledge today!

Incentives we call prizes:

Up to $20
A shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$21-$40
Soccergirl, Inc. stickers, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$41-$60
A Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$61-$80
Griffin ear jams, a Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$81-$100
A personalized message on your home answering machine by me, Soccergirl, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me

$101 and above
If you’re into it, 1 pair of my lived in underwear and by “lived in” I mean delicious

You peeps reported sound troubles with the new video format I used for Cuttyhunk Crack Dealer. Therefore, I’m back to the old format. Suggestions? Write to me: soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com.

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Check out Ace in the Hole Productions.

– Check out the Podshow Suckless Zone. Fill out surveys and earn points for cool shit and help out the show. Here’s a link.

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A new Soccergirl, Incorporated movie review segment. This week: 28 Weeks Later. These aren’t zombies, you understand. There’s no artifice of of preternatural hijinx to hide behind. No demons. No space eggs. This is science, people. There’s even a scene where they look at blood under a microscope! Ryan steps into the studio with some more fabulous prizes you can win with your pledge to the Soccergirl, Incorporated fun drive. Some emails (or at least one). Some audio comments. Note: if you send me a creepy audio comment and you leave your voicemail number, be prepared for the consequences.

Itchin’ to vote for the show somewhere? Check out podcastalley.com!

Are you a true believer?

Welcome to the Soccergirl, Incorporated Fund Drive!

Pledge today!

Incentives we call prizes:

Up to $20
A shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$21-$40
Soccergirl, Inc. stickers, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$41-$60
A Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$61-$80
Griffin ear jams, a Soccergirl, Inc. t-shirt, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me, Soccergirl

$81-$100
A personalized message on your home answering machine by me, Soccergirl, a shout out on the show and a sweet note from me

$101 and above
If you’re into it, 1 pair of my lived in underwear and by “lived in” I mean delicious

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Check out the Podshow Suckless Zone. Fill out surveys and earn points for cool shit and help out the show. Here’s a link.