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You requested it and now it’s here! Part three of the Bowlingirl investigation. A new segment entitled: Advice for the World. This week’s topic: comb-overs. As you guys know, Ryan’s in China and I’ve been living the life of a lonely cowboy. I’m trying to be comfortable with talking to myself like, all the time. Some thoughts about Arrested Development, the band. Matty Briton with “The Yeti.” Finally, a song about voting for Soccergirl, Incorporated at podcastawards.com, which you should (lyrics below).

The nation is ready for an underdog hero. That for once is something other than a movie hero. A maverick hero. A podcasting hero…
Soccergirl! Quick on the draw she’s an outlaw. She caught Mister Claw with her South paw. Gives you something for nothing, just cause she loves it. A free lunch, a muffin, a double stuffed dumpling. The human condition, laid bare if you listen. The sci-fi adventure is second to nothing. You’re not surprised, you’ve come to expect it. The nation’s ready for a Soccergirl hero. Not just a sandwich but also a sandwich would be good too. We need to come together, listeners, as a people. So cast your vote and lets make love the future… together!Great on pizza she’s a people pleaser. She’s a motor roter, gets your motor going. She’s an atom bomb, not just a regular bomb. Won’t you vote at Pod-cast-awards-dot-com? Vote once a day for the SG Hey! Why don’t you make my day by voting once per day. Per diem, I can see ‘em, running scared for the trees, hiding out in the leaves cause it’s Soccergirl season! Weather’s stormy and cool, like in the typhoon season. But we’re changing the rules, like in the General’s chicken. Adds some spice to your life like a salsa class. Get it while it lasts, make it last and last with your vote which will keep me pumping all night long. With your vote at podcast awards dot com.

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– Check out the Podshow Suckless Zone. Fill out surveys and earn points for cool shit and help out the show. Here’s a link.

– Ryan’s list pf places he’s visiting: Beijing, Lhasa, Xi’an, Chongqing, Shanghai, Guilin, and Hong Kong

– Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you mine!

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Thank you listeners for nominating the show for a Podcast Award in the mature category at podcastawards.com!! The voting opens July 28th. This is our year people! Vote, get your friends and family to vote, teach the dog. This is a very special musical episode of Soccergirl, Incorporated. Songs include: “Ride Donkey Ride” by The Calculus, part freestyle part regular song from episode #203 entitled “Rainbows and Moonbeams,” “My European Vacation,” “Harvey” by The Calculus, a spoken word song thingy called “Heat Insanity,” and “Power Ups” by The Calculus. If you like the musical episode idea, let me know at soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com. I love you.

The next few episodes will be shortish because I’m working like hell on the Soccergirl book. I love you!

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Check out the Podshow Suckless Zone. Fill out surveys and earn points for cool shit and help out the show. Here’s a link.

– Ryan’s list pf places he’s visiting: Beijing, Lhasa, Xi’an, Chongqing, Shanghai, Guilin, and Hong Kong

– Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you mine!

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Ryan is still in China but before he left we recorded some stuff and that’s what I’m gonna play for you now. The Great Firewall of China. Ryan illustrates his point with spaghetti (he’s got six fingers crouched about it, including his thumbs, and it feels great). No information means bad reputation. Always remember that. Those dick in hand moments that can be so great. Walking towards China and Not Making it Very Far and then going to China on a plane (the title of Ryan’s memoirs). A Srgjan Kerim update! Turns out he’s a minister of tri-partied portfolio. If you find out anything about him while Ryan’s in China, send that information to ryanpmurray@mac.com or soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com. Overall this episode is comprised of two nubile mud wrestlers doing a graceful dance all of which touches each other all over the body and the mind and the holy spirit amen.

The next few episodes will be shortish because I’m working like hell on the Soccergirl book. I love you!

Are you a true believer?

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Check out the Podshow Suckless Zone. Fill out surveys and earn points for cool shit and help out the show. Here’s a link.

– Ryan’s list pf places he’s visiting: Beijing, Lhasa, Xi’an, Chongqing, Shanghai, Guilin, and Hong Kong

– Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you mine!

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Inside Don Pablo’s Don Pablo sat hunched on a leather topped stool, pouring over the Pennysaver. He didn’t look up. I moved through the restaurant/Mexican grocery, making a point of making noise. I stomped my feet with each step. I hummed the Ride of the Valkyeries, accompanying myself on the box-of-rice shaker instrument. I popped open some Jarritos Guava Sodas, stuck the tops to my soles and tapped a John Bubbles routine, playing with the traditional eight bar phrase, syncopating my percussive heel stomps in fitting tribute to the master. But it was not until I waved my hand wildly about, inches from his face, all the while shouting “Hello! Hola! Speaka the English?” that Don Pablo raised his head, unfolding with an audible rasp the paper folds of his neck. And when finally he looked at me, face to face, man to Don Pablo, I gasped in astonishment at the strangeness of his ancient Mexican eyes.

The next few episodes will be shortish because I’m working like hell on the Soccergirl book. I love you!

Are you a true believer?

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Nominate Soccergirl, Incorporated a People’s Choice Podcast Award today!!

– Ryan’s list pf places he’s visiting: Beijing, Lhasa, Xi’an, Chongqing, Shanghai, Guilin, and Hong Kong

– Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you mine!

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Ever since last episode when my evil twin sister Bowlingirl hijacked the show, we here at Soccergirl, Incorporated have been working really hard to try and figure out how she could have infiltrated this iron clad fortress. A report on our progress. UK John with some thoughts. The plan for a few short episodes, on account of the book. Grammar girl, or whatever.

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Nominate Soccergirl, Incorporated a People’s Choice Podcast Award today!!

– Ryan’s list pf places he’s visiting: Beijing, Lhasa, Xi’an, Chongqing, Shanghai, Guilin, and Hong Kong

– Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you mine!