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Archive for May, 2007

05.27.07 SG #209 Tickle Chicken

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

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Ryan’s family was just here for his graduation and we had a great time, except for the fact that I was baked like a potato in the graduation day sun for like four hours. If I get skin cancer, I’m suing Bard. All that ceremonial graduation Latin bullshit is bullshit. I get it, you’re smart and that makes you better than everyone else. Suck me. UK John and Matty Briton stop by. Ryan and I invent a new game called Tickle Chicken. Soccergirl, Incorporated will definitely prevent murders of 33 or more (as long as minorities count as like half a person or a quarter of a person, which they obviously do).

Hurray for Ryan! All hardcore graduated and shit!

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– I’ll post a link to the picture of Ryan in the Daily Freeman as soon as those slackers update their website.

– The show was just reviewed on Podfinder UK. While it’s pretty clear that they don’t have a clue about what the show is actually like and very lazily and unprofessionally based the entire review on one five minute video, I do appreciate the attention. To anyone who might be interested in reviewing the show but doesn’t feel like actually listening/watching, let me know and I’ll be happy to write up a little review that you can pretend is your own. That way I get nothing but good reviews, and you don’t look like an ass.

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05.22.07 SG #208 I Have Never Pooped in My Pants (and other tales)

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

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Me and my dad:

Some likes and dislikes, a few facts, etc.
PS. Don’t steal my Flintstones vitamins.

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

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05.16.07 SG #207 Ryan’s Jazzy Ways

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

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This episode begins with a toe-tapping number from Kevin Willis entitled: Soccergirl, Makes You Feel So Good. Ryan and demonstrate our jazzy ways (especially Ryan). UK Johnny stops in with The Beard and The Little Question. They call me a cylinder, cause I’m graduated. Ryan’s about to graduate college after 12 long years (off and on).

Update… Ryan got an A on his project!! Of course, there was never any doubt.

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

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05.11.07 SG #206 A Dead Baby Works

Friday, May 11th, 2007

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God is bored. It’s hard for her to justify being bored because she can totally just do whatever. But, despite this, boredom reigns supreme. This angers God. In order to defeat boredom she tried out several activities like taking the past and the future and putting them together to reinvent the present, but nobody really noticed. She did a lot of other stuff too but God forbid I give them away… literally… God actually forbade it. I embark on a frank discussion of birth control: why I didn’t talk more about it in the Abortion Cast, what I use and why it’s not something to be taken lightly. Matty Briton stops in with The Soccergirl Story part 3. I realized this abortion situation has at least one good side… in the same way that black people are allowed to use the “n” word, now I’m allowed to make jokes about abortion! This is really life changing for me. A few dead baby jokes, just to make sure *someone* is offended. Lots of excellent audio comments round up this, the two hundred and sixth episode of Soccergirl, Incorporated.

I love you.

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

Read about this shit:

- Pro-Choice America
- National Abortion Federation
- Planned Parenthood
- Medication Abortion

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  • 05.07.07 SG #205 The Abortion Cast

    Monday, May 7th, 2007

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    This episode is about my abortion.

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    Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

    Read about this shit:

    - Pro-Choice America
    - National Abortion Federation
    - Planned Parenthood
    - Medication Abortion

    – Feel free to send stuff: PO Box 505 Germantown, NY 12526

    It’s time to Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you my ass!



    (AUDIO) 7 of Podcasting’s brightest female stars are now on one NEW show! Share from Rock and Roll TV, Anji Bee from the Chillcast, SoccerGirl from Soccergirl, Incorporated, Karen and Karla from Rumor Girls, Cali Lewis from Geekbrief TV
    and KFC from the Podchick Podcast sit down and speak their mind..subscribe today and don’t miss a single episode!
    ShowGirls RSS

    – If you need a new domain name, need to renew or transfer an old one, need hosting or, for that matter, any other in a veritable cornucopia of internet services, you can save a chunk of change with my special listener discount codes.

    1) Go check out GoDaddy.com
    2) Peruse domain names, hosting plans, at your leisure
    3) When you check out, enter the promotion code for whichever of the following discounts saves you the most:

  • SG1 — 10% off any purchase
  • SG2 — 5$ off any 30$ purchase
  • SG3 — $6.95 for any domain name purchase