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02.27.07 SG #190 Megamist

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

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In this episode…
A pissed off email from John who is offended that I talked about wrestling in the same context as “gay”. My response. We need to reclaim the word “gay” to mean “extreme” instead of “wussy” because butt sex and fisting are really hardcore things that deserve our respect. I hope you forgive me for not insulting wrestling in the first place. What up ignorant masses! What’s up!? I didn’t know we had so much in common! Are you free Thursday? Let’s hang out! Dawn and Drew show off their beauty about altruism. Matty Briton edges ever closer to UK Johnny’s good times. Are you gonna take that UK J.?

Everybody in the world, you mean the world to me.

Men I Want to Have Meaningful Relationships With Including Sex:
Bob Odenkirk
Fox Mulder
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Stephen Colbert
Kurt Vonnegut

The three new additions:
Julian Barratt
Noel Fielding
Michael Fielding

The three most spectacular stars of The Mighty Boosh.

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

-Article quoted in this episode:

“More Girls Take Part in High School Wrestling”, by Tamar Lewin (New York Times, 2/17/2007)

– Feel free to send sexy underwear to me (PO Box 505 Germantown, NY 12526)

The Soccergirl, Incorporated 200th EPISODE is coming soon, and I’m taking submissions of audio, video, images, writing, etc., for inclusion in the episode. I’m also taking requests for favorite clips from the past 200.

You can send all submissions to my email (please write: Submission 200 in the title field):
soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com.
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206-600-4SEX (4739)

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  • 02.23.07 SG #189 Elephant Rape: Often in the Butt

    Friday, February 23rd, 2007

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    In this episode…
    Anna Nicole Smith, you married an oil tycoon much older than you (almost dying) but we forgave you because you said it was love (I still maintain that it was lust). Elephants are raping rhinoceroses, often in the butt, and it’s all our fault. At least elephant rape is hot. A rhinoceros from Ryan’s childhood. The penis was longer than the rhino was tall. The John Holmes of the rhinoceros world. Humiliation equals humility for Ryan P. Some freestyles with my sister, Eliza. You have a Human Papilloma Virus vaccine! You better give it to me right now so I can start fucking! Wrestling may be the ultimate contact sport. I definitely think it is, if by “contact” you mean “gay”. Lastly, a new song by The Calculus entitled “Harvey”.

    Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

    -Articles quoted in this episode:


    “Furor on Rush to Require Cervical Cancer Vaccine”
    , by Stephanie Saul and Andrew Pollack (New York Times, 2/17/2007)

    “More Girls Take Part in High School Wrestling”, by Tamar Lewin (New York Times, 2/17/2007)

    – Thanks so much, Matt, for sending us the radio series of The Mighty Boosh, my new favorite show.

    – Feel free to send sexy underwear to me (PO Box 505 Germantown, NY 12526)

    The Soccergirl, Incorporated 200th EPISODE is coming soon, and I’m taking submissions of audio, video, images, writing, etc., for inclusion in the episode. I’m also taking requests for favorite clips from the past 200.

    You can send all submissions to my email (please write: Submission 200 in the title field):
    soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com.
    You can call in requests to the comment line:
    206-600-4SEX (4739)

    It’s time to Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you my ass!



    (AUDIO) 7 of Podcasting’s brightest female stars are now on one NEW show! Share from Rock and Roll TV, Anji Bee from the Chillcast, SoccerGirl from Soccergirl, Incorporated, Karen and Karla from Rumor Girls, Cali Lewis from Geekbrief TV
    and KFC from the Podchick Podcast sit down and speak their mind..subscribe today and don’t miss a single episode!
    ShowGirls RSS

    – If you need a new domain name, need to renew or transfer an old one, need hosting or, for that matter, any other in a veritable cornucopia of internet services, you can save a chunk of change with my special listener discount codes.

    1) Go check out GoDaddy.com
    2) Peruse domain names, hosting plans, at your leisure
    3) When you check out, enter the promotion code for whichever of the following discounts saves you the most:

  • SG1 — 10% off any purchase
  • SG2 — 5$ off any 30$ purchase
  • SG3 — $6.95 for any domain name purchase
  • 02.19.07 SG #188 Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do Vermont (part two)

    Monday, February 19th, 2007

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    In this episode…

    The perfect sandwich, entitled:
    The Revolutionary

    Ingredients:
    – 2 slices of swiss cheese
    – 2 slices of honey maple turkey (but you ahve to call it ham!)
    – Cape Cod brand sea salt and vinegar potato chips

    Lay one slice of swiss cheese in your hand. Gingerly place five or six chips atop the cheese (to taste). Roll the cheese over the chips (like a spring roll) and then roll that roll in another slice of cheese. Wrap the whole “enchilada” in honey maple “ham”. Enjoy! (though beware, it is relatively crumbtastic).

    Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

    – Check out the amazing Echo Aquarium and Science Center on Lake Champlain (more of this in Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do Vermont (part three).

    The Soccergirl, Incorporated 200th EPISODE is coming soon, and I’m taking submissions of audio, video, images, writing, etc., for inclusion in the episode. I’m also taking requests for favorite clips from the past 200.

    You can send all submissions to my email (please write: Submission 200 in the title field):
    soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com.
    You can call in requests to the comment line:
    206-600-4SEX (4739)

    It’s time to Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you my ass!



    (AUDIO) 7 of Podcasting’s brightest female stars are now on one NEW show! Share from Rock and Roll TV, Anji Bee from the Chillcast, SoccerGirl from Soccergirl, Incorporated, Karen and Karla from Rumor Girls, Cali Lewis from Geekbrief TV
    and KFC from the Podchick Podcast sit down and speak their mind..subscribe today and don’t miss a single episode!
    ShowGirls RSS

    – If you need a new domain name, need to renew or transfer an old one, need hosting or, for that matter, any other in a veritable cornucopia of internet services, you can save a chunk of change with my special listener discount codes.

    1) Go check out GoDaddy.com
    2) Peruse domain names, hosting plans, at your leisure
    3) When you check out, enter the promotion code for whichever of the following discounts saves you the most:

  • SG1 — 10% off any purchase
  • SG2 — 5$ off any 30$ purchase
  • SG3 — $6.95 for any domain name purchase
  • 02.15.07 SG #187 Didgeridon’t

    Thursday, February 15th, 2007

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    In this episode…

    Burlington Vermont, stopped at a shop on the way. The sign outside was missing the T. The VT General Sore in Addison VT, VT sweatshirts and VT maple candy. Had to pee outside in the VT potty where heavy set men have been jerking often.

    Then back on the road to Burlington VT. Got Ryan P beside me. Got a hotel room like grown ups do. A bucket of ice cubes dispensed in cement rooms. The glow of vending lights up the ends of hallways. The ding of ‘vators elevating to this level. Groaning from the weight of carts of room freebies. Towels, shower caps, some freeze dried coffee, cranky ladies in stiff white frocks diabetic socks. A crush on the bellhop.

    Paramount was walking from downtown to the bay, it’s lake Champlain, the ice is insane. The breakwater stops the flow of warm water to the shore. The ferry is frozen in place. The core creaks from the weight. From the pressure below where the fishes are frozen. Scales are all cold. Gills are motionless mostly.

    Ryan P and me are gazing out at the mountains, gazing down at the ice shelf, we’re like arctic explorers.

    One morning we sat in a booth at a diner where a gold plaque stated that Bill Clinton had sat there. Was it my butt or the butt of Ryan P
    that rubbed on molecules left over from Bill Clinton’s B.

    Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

    – Ean Lischin-Smith’s music rules! If you’d like some more Ean, email me and let me know at soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com.

    – Thanks so much, Rob, for sending us The Mighty Boosh, my new favorite show.

    – Thanks to Jake for the great computer fund promo.

    The Soccergirl, Incorporated 200th EPISODE is coming soon, and I’m taking submissions of audio, video, images, writing, etc., for inclusion in the episode. I’m also taking requests for favorite clips from the past 200.

    You can send all submissions to my email (please write: Submission 200 in the title field):
    soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com.
    You can call in requests to the comment line:
    206-600-4SEX (4739)

    It’s time to Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you my ass!



    (AUDIO) 7 of Podcasting’s brightest female stars are now on one NEW show! Share from Rock and Roll TV, Anji Bee from the Chillcast, SoccerGirl from Soccergirl, Incorporated, Karen and Karla from Rumor Girls, Cali Lewis from Geekbrief TV
    and KFC from the Podchick Podcast sit down and speak their mind..subscribe today and don’t miss a single episode!
    ShowGirls RSS

    – If you need a new domain name, need to renew or transfer an old one, need hosting or, for that matter, any other in a veritable cornucopia of internet services, you can save a chunk of change with my special listener discount codes.

    1) Go check out GoDaddy.com
    2) Peruse domain names, hosting plans, at your leisure
    3) When you check out, enter the promotion code for whichever of the following discounts saves you the most:

  • SG1 — 10% off any purchase
  • SG2 — 5$ off any 30$ purchase
  • SG3 — $6.95 for any domain name purchase
  • 02.12.07 SG #186 Soccergirl and Ryan P. Do Vermont (part one)

    Monday, February 12th, 2007

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    Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

    The Soccergirl, Incorporated 200th EPISODE is coming soon, and I’m taking submissions of audio, video, images, writing, etc., for inclusion in the episode. I’m also taking requests for favorite clips from the past 200.

    You can send all submissions to my email (please write: Submission 200 in the title field):
    soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com.
    You can call in requests to the comment line:
    206-600-4SEX (4739)

    It’s time to Vote at Podcastalley guys! Remember about how I’ll show you my ass!



    (AUDIO) 7 of Podcasting’s brightest female stars are now on one NEW show! Share from Rock and Roll TV, Anji Bee from the Chillcast, SoccerGirl from Soccergirl, Incorporated, Karen and Karla from Rumor Girls, Cali Lewis from Geekbrief TV
    and KFC from the Podchick Podcast sit down and speak their mind..subscribe today and don’t miss a single episode!
    ShowGirls RSS

    – If you need a new domain name, need to renew or transfer an old one, need hosting or, for that matter, any other in a veritable cornucopia of internet services, you can save a chunk of change with my special listener discount codes.

    1) Go check out GoDaddy.com
    2) Peruse domain names, hosting plans, at your leisure
    3) When you check out, enter the promotion code for whichever of the following discounts saves you the most:

  • SG1 — 10% off any purchase
  • SG2 — 5$ off any 30$ purchase
  • SG3 — $6.95 for any domain name purchase