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In this episode…

When I started this podcast, I wanted to confess myself. Not because I thought I’d sinned, but because I thought my experiences were wasted when they were just mine. I thought about how many gazillions of experiences were so transient as to be born and die locked away in one head. I tried to quantify the situation. The earth houses nearly 6.6 BILLION humans. I had to take a shit. But if we’re only as good as our collected experience, and I have the technology… Soon I realized I wasn’t the first to have this thought. That’s why language was invented, besides, bloggers have been doing it for years.

But then I realized, I wasn’t the first to realize, I wasn’t the first.

So, this is less about introducing the world to underwater breathing or moon walking and more about collecting information in one wirelessly searchable location, one increasingly realistic virtual universe complete with clubs, stores, universities, digital photography galleries and sexy adult areas.

If one girl chooses a name for herself, gathers as much information as possible at all times and, with a frantic swinging of the arms, feeds it into the wood chipper… If, then, within an aesthetically tricked out framework of weights and counterweights, she sets out to invent informed new information that gets to the bottom of it all, Is that art?

also in this episode…

Unlike the earth’s precious and dwindling supply of fossil fuels, Smurf porn is an unlimited / renewable resource that I’m more than happy to mine, perform and distribute for and to, you, Colbert’s heroes, the people.

and…
more freestyles with my brother Jake:

I’m sorry Lois. This has been great, but you don’t keep it as crazy in the bedroom as I’d expect from someone who thinks of herself as Superman’s girlfriend. I think that I need to stop pretending with you. This relationship really isn’t going anywhere. You’re my kryptonite. You’re my kryptonite. I think I need to give Poison Ivy a call. I.V., she takes care of me, she treats me the way that I need to be treated between the sheets. Don’t you understand Ms. Lane that it can’t be you and me. It has to be this villain from a different imaginary city named Gotham next to Metropolis DC Universe. I’ll catch you later. Go write that story, playa hater.

Love,
Superman

Love,
My Brother Jake

Love,
Soccergirl

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