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There’s a new short story in this one. It’s called ‘The Foundation’. UK Johnny insults our American heritage (when he should be feeling embarassed about tuppence). Some raunchy audio comments in this one and a brief tale of the wicked Theman, our sworn enemies…

In the beginning, your cloth was savagely cut to shreds, mutilated as each newly severed piece was separated from each other piece, the eternal family of you torn asunder in the name of “greater good”. Contrariwise, though still in the beginning, my cloth was folded patiently over and over, in on itself again and again, until it had been folded roughly a million times. Soon after that I became self-aware and I thought “well, here I am, a masterpiece of human origami, an expertly constructed whole unto myself.” The point is I just wasn’t cut out for this kind of living, since I wasn’t even cut once. Assuming you even call this living.

Here are some preview pictures from the next movie which is called: The Devil’s Onion

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– You only have until July 4th to enter the Earthlink Make Advertising Better Challenge!

– Don’t forget to check out Mastaball.com!

– Thanks for your attention to the vote at Podcast Alley!

Oh big daddy, won’t you please use the codes SG1, SG2 and SG3 at GoDaddy.com? You’ll be richer if you do!!

– You can get the new promo and lots of other SG, Inc. songs from the show here.

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Parts of this episode will be on SIRIUS sattelite radio Tuesday (6/27/06), channel 102! UK Johnny replies to the ladies and then we answer an important question, namely that peeing isn’t nearly as important as listening to SG, inc. Finally, nutrino bells escort us along a magical joy ride through space and time.

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Don’t forget to check out SIRIUS (channel 102) on Tuesday for some action unlike anything sattelite radio has fucked before. By ‘fucked’ I mean ‘made love to’, obviously.

– Don’t forget to check out Mastaball.com!

– Thanks for your attention to the vote at Podcast Alley!

Oh big daddy, won’t you please use the codes SG1, SG2 and SG3 at GoDaddy.com? You’ll be richer if you do!!

– You can get the new promo and lots of other SG, Inc. songs from the show here.

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Cock soup, bloody tongues (another good band name if I do say so myself), Kevin with some more tunes, a song I made called Atomic Angry, and some musings centered upon the theme of ‘togetherness’ and listeners vs. The Gourds.

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– UK Johnny, you best be sending the bitches back my way or we might have to fight.

– Thanks to Rhino and Robert for the lovely movie, book and Cock soup.

– Don’t forget to check out Mastaball.com!

– Thanks for your attention to the vote at Podcast Alley!

Oh big daddy, won’t you please use the codes SG1, SG2 and SG3 at GoDaddy.com? You’ll be richer if you do!!

– You can get the new promo and lots of other SG, Inc. songs from the show here.

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A musical number in honor of Mastaball. I’ve set up a whole section of the website devoted to the “game” that changed my life. Check it out at mastaball.com. I’m entering this Earthlink thing with you, though I’m not sure they’ll appreciate the toilet comparison… everyone uses toilets though, right? Jake, my dad and I freestyle some more and UK Johnny is back with a report on the dangers of everyone’s favorite Mastaball. Now I really feel like I’m back… and it feels gooood.

p.s. if Mastaball.com isn’t working yet, you can find the page here.

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Dad, thanks for freestyling with us. Come back soon, and have a safe trip back to NZ. I love you!

– Thanks for your attention to the vote at Podcast Alley!

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We’re back!
This welcome home show includes some Soccerdad action and a new game for you and yours…
I missed you guys!!

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Thanks to jveight for the bath tea bags!!

–Moldred! Your package ruled!
Check him out (andhis furry friends) at rubberbeaver.com

Oh big daddy, won’t you please use the code SG1 at GoDaddy.com?

– You can get the new promo and lots of other SG, Inc. songs from the show here.

– Thank you for all the Podcast Alley votes!