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This ‘aint no auction for pigs. I start off this round with a little spoken word action. We’re hot as fuck, but melting just for you. Ryan P. features prominently in this episode, and starts it off by removing his pants. We tell you all about the fabulous new records we got from the asshole in Woodstock. What did you do today? Ryan was actually eating a pickle during recording. It was his podcast pickle. Get it? Speaking of which, the Podcastpickle hat contest is still going strong. Send your submission today! We finally give tribute to Noah for all his website help. Ryan and I trade stories about awkward work situations with people who are, well, pretty crazy. Let them eat cake is what I always say. Then I actually give it to ‘em. Fuck you Marie Antoinette. On second thought, fuck you French Revolution as a whole (that part isn’t in the show, I just think it). Ryan injects my earbud into my skull, but the violence is in keeping with his sordid cheating past. Unfortunately I’ve got some sordid past to account for (shhh, don’t tell the babysitting lisencers) What’s that smell? Spaghetti, I guess. Presenting the Contemporary Boys: Sg, inc.’s new boy band! Strawberry virgin-sex condoms. Sweet end song and sweet audio comment bring this sg, inc. show number 17 to a close. (p.s. send Ryan a butt plug and/or anal beads, stat!)

Watch this fantastic movie of ryan drinking his staple Evan Williams and rockin out to the credits song of “Real Genius”, also known as “Everybody wants to rule the world” by Tears for Fears
http://www.soccergirlincorporated.com/ryan.MOV

Presenting: Ryan and Tears for Fears
(I think you need a quicktime player to watch it. You can get one at: apple.com)

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:
– Skinnier than all get out? Where the hell did this phrase come from, and why haven’t I ever heard it?
– Once more… NOAH!
–Correction: Big League Chew (not gum, obviously) Interested in learning more about this stringy delight? I was…

bigleaguechew.com
–Saved by the Bell. I can’t get enough.

These people are even more obsessed than I am.

p.s. My birthday is September 25th
p.p.s. May is almost up! Remember to vote at PCA for June! If not for fairweather Ryan P. than for me, because I love the shit out of you, listeners.