MAKE OUR DREAMS A REALITY!

Though the years have been many here at Soccergirl, Incorporated, one thing has always been there for you… our love. Right now the only thing standing in the way of Ryan P. and I making our union complete, is that old bitch: money. If you have a few bucks lying around, donate them to the most important cause in our life, our very own wedding! If you do that, we promise to always bring our love to your tender ear holes in the form of podcasts. Thank you for supporting us for so many wonderful years. We are the happiest couple on earth and just can’t wait to tie that stinkin’ knot already!

New show coming tonight or tomorrow at the very latest. Full-length audio for your pleasure…

Dear Beauties,

Ryan P. and I are in the middle of our move from Germantown to Albany and since we don’t have Internet hooked up at our new place yet, I’m going to be slightly out of touch for the next few days. As soon as we get somewhat settled I’ll be posting a moving show with lots of Ryan P. and incredible tales of our adventures. Until then, I sure do love you guys and I’ll be back soon!!

Love love love,
Soccergirl (and Ryan P.)

Santa Fe
52 Broadway
Tivoli, NY 12583

Santa Fe is where I work. It is an easy and cheapish ride on the train from NYC and an even easier and cheapier drive.

Oh how I hope to see you there!!

Love,
Soccergirl

(more information below)

Amtrak stations near Tivoli:

* 10 miles: RHINECLIFF-KINGSTON (RHINECLIFF, HUTTON & CHARLES STS.). Services: ticket office, partially wheelchair accessible, enclosed waiting area, public restrooms, public payphones, vending machines, free short-term parking, free long-term parking, call for car rental service, taxi stand.

* 16 miles: HUDSON (69 S. FRONT ST.). Services: ticket office, partially wheelchair accessible, enclosed waiting area, public restrooms, public payphones, snack bar, free short-term parking, free long-term parking, call for car rental service, call for taxi service, public transit connection.

Hotels close to the party:

The Red Hook Inn
7460 S Broadway
Red Hook, NY 12571
(845) 758-8445
The Red Hook Inn

Gaslight Inn
RR 9, Red Hook, NY
(845) 758-1571

Hearthstone Motel
7958 Albany Post Rd, Red Hook, NY
(845) 758-1811

Also you can write me an email if you’d like to camp on my lawn: soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com

Here it is! A free PDF of Seth Harwood’s JACK WAKES UP!

Directly download it here.

“Harwood sucker-punches crime fiction. It’s not a fair fight…”
– Scott Sigler, bestselling author of Ancestor and Infected

“A supercool cocktail of chicks, Czechs, cars and coke, JACK WAKES UP is an immaculately paced thrill-ride by a writer to watch.”
– Allan Guthrie, author of ‘Savage Night’

On March 16th, be a part of the movement and buy JACK WAKES UP on Amazon.com to Shake ‘Em Down in big publishing by driving JACK WAKES UP to the top of the Amazon charts.

Then, this summer, you should also buy my book, NOTES FROM MY UNDERPANTS. More on that soon.

Because of a stupid wordpress spam blocking thingy gone horribly awry, many hundreds of your dear comments have been erased, never again to grace us with their commentiness, and I’m all crushed up about it. Also I’m sorry! I’m working on moving all this shit to a futury new location with an expert comment mechanism and a bucket of rainbows. However, from now until that sciency dream becomes a sciency reality, I’ve decided the wisest move is to disable the current comment mechanism all together (which already sucked snuff long before the comment holocaust of 2007) and to direct you instead to the forums which you can find here. If you have trouble registering (which also sometimes happens) you can email me at soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com. Then I can kiss it better and we’ll all be on our merry way.

Once again, I’m sorry I can be so goddamn…
ARRRRR!

I love you.

-Soccergirl