1) Hi, I’m Soccergirl. You might not know this about me but, I’m in my 20’s.
2) Boobs.
3) Our birthday party.
4) Now, I’m thirty.
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You know what? I don’t give a rat’s fuck. It comes out of our butts. It’s brown. Now here’s what you didn’t know about poop. I don’t feel bad for using the word retarded for the willfully slow. Vaccines: they’re safe. Get one. But obviously chiropractors can manipulate your antibodies with magic. We live in an age with the internet. Please just search for things and read about them. For fuck’s sake, use your fucking brain. If you’re not retarded, you have no excuse. UK John with brilliant corresponding. ORDER YOUR GOD IS A PUSSY BUMPER STICKERS:
The day we got engaged was an actual official disaster for everyone else. I hope that kind of luck is the kind we have forever (see below). With marriage you lose yourself but you gain a slave. Poor little Bruce has been recently neutered and I bet you just can’t wait to hear all about it. A little discussion of cat perception. It turns out cat’s do have barbed penises. It’s a perfect example of sexism in our world that a guy can be named guy but I’ve never met a girl named girl. UK John again who just saved the children before putting them back in the safe. Does this post look to anyone else like a spam email?
I suggest you make a swine flu house out of sticks cause then you can blow that house down.
Though the years have been many here at Soccergirl, Incorporated, one thing has always been there for you… our love. Right now the only thing standing in the way of Ryan P. and I making our union complete, is that old bitch: money. If you have a few bucks lying around, donate them to the most important cause in our life, our very own wedding! If you do that, we promise to always bring our love to your tender ear holes in the form of podcasts. Thank you for supporting us for so many wonderful years. We are the happiest couple on earth and just can’t wait to tie that stinkin’ knot already!
New show coming tonight or tomorrow at the very latest. Full-length audio for your pleasure…
It’s my birthday! I put out a call on Facebook and Twitter (Soccergirl) for birthday messages and I got so many! Thank you to everyone who called including: J.C. Hutchins, Rhino, The Nintendo Freak, Matthew Wayne Selznick, Scott Sigler, Drew Domkus, Eliza (my sister), Jake (my brother), Paul Blann .com, Ryan’s family, Chris Cremens, Arkle, Icepick and so many more! Thank you for making this the best birthday ever. A martini should always be up. It’s like if you order a Smurf and you want a red smurf… you have to specify. In other news, how many preemies does it take to beat a regular? I hate preemies, they’re diabolical and they can suck it. Leave an audio comment: 206.203.4920. Write me an email: soccergirlincorporated@gmail.com. Visit the forums: http://soccergirl.ning.com. I love you!
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MAKE OUR MARRIAGE DREAMS A REALITY! DONATE TO THE SOCCERGIRL AND RYAN P. WEDDING FUND TODAY!
Though the years have been many here at Soccergirl, Incorporated, one thing has always been there for you... our love. Right now the only thing standing in the way of Ryan P. and I making our union complete, is that old bitch: money. Help us out and we promise to always bring our love to your tender ear holes in the form of podcasts. Thank you for supporting us for so many wonderful years.
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New media performance artist, skeptic, atheist, author, musician, spy? and one of the first podcasters ever, Soccergirl (Anneke Rudegeair) has written, starred in and produced over 300 episodes of her popular audio and video podcast, "Soccergirl, Incorporated," reaching an audience of up to 90,000 worldwide. The show features free thinking moxie and satirical social commentary via an eclectic mix of experimental fiction (much of it science-y), original music (including freestyle rhymes), fake news, interviews, the lusty interpretation of cartoon classics and comedic improvisation. Soccergirl wrote, directed and starred in "The Soccergirl Second," a theatrical adaptation of her show (performed at The Brick Theater in New York City) and has just completed a book of short fiction and essays which was supposed to be forthcoming from Mevio Press. Critically acclaimed and outrageously smoove, Soccergirl has been enthralling the inanimate, tantalizing the meddlesome and emasculating the bullheaded, since 2005. Oh, and there's nothing about soccer (that's just the kind of girl she is).
